So.... have you ever accidentally ran over and exploded a can of paint as you were pulling into your craptastically messy carport. Well, I did last week. Good news: no yellow paint (former owner's old paint) on the car. Bad news: all over the car port.
Lazily, I thought, "I'll let it all dry in the not quite yet sweltering Arkansas summer and just peel it off when it dries."
It is latex after all!